How to wrap a large wheeled suitcase: don't bother closing the bottom. Just wrap
the rest of it, leaving the bottom open so the wrapping is sort of like a large
slipcover.
How to wrap an IOU for airfare to Ireland (an IOU so we
can pick the date together: write it on a shamrock cut out of green paper, then
tuck that into a tourbook on Dublin. (Or two, if you can't decide between them.
TIP: try to make the shamrock small enough to fit inside one of the books.
(Oops.)
The aboe has been brought to you by the voice of
experience.
Damn it, I forgot to get a card for Rudder's birthday
tomorrow.