While out looking for an anniversary card for my parents, I found a get-well card
that I bought for future use, even though I don't know anyone who's sick. t shows
a crew carrying an eight-man rowing shell, lifting it overhead preparatory to
putting it in the water. The caption inside says, "You had better get well
soon....they've just brought out your suppository!"
Whatever the
opposite of vulgar is, my sense of humor probably isn't it.